Most of us went to the county fair last week, whether you went for the food, the animals, or the rides. There were so many types of rides; almost all of them involved spinning. “The Zipper” was the first ride I rode, and quite frankly it was the scariest ride ever. It takes you around in an oval shaped orbit and you literally spin until you puke. When I was waiting in line, THE WORKER HAD TO CLEAN OFF SOME KID’S PUKE!!! It was horrendous! Next, I rode the Ferris wheel. It has to load all the way up, and every time it stops, it rocks back and forth. Of course, right after The Zipper, I figured this was the safest option, but I don’t think there was a “safe” ride at the whole fair. I’m not saying it wasn’t fun, but it was definitely a dizzy one. After the crazy Ferris wheel, I decided I needed a ride break and got some friends to win me a cute stoned turtle. The slide guy let me go without a ticket and that was probably my favorite thing I did. The craziest ride was the last ride I rode; it slung you around and made me regret my poor life decision of getting in line for it. All in all, the county fair was a fun time and it was funny hearing about how many people threw up.